Old MacDonald's Dog, Bingo
The "lyrics" in "Old MacDonald's Dog, Bingo" are, in the manner of Satie, just for fun. The piece was originally written for two sisters who would sometimes engage in the type of affectionate sniping the words reflect. The thematic material reflects too much exposure on Jon's part to beginning band books, around the time of writing. He will be happy to adapt the duet to your needs.